Writing prompt: New stories of the gods

Is there a kappa in Japan that yearns to be the next J-POP sensation? Does Poseidon ever get ear infections from all that swimming? What if Romulus and Remus were actually nurtured by a cat? If Kokopelli and Lizzo had a battle of flute playing, who would win? If Lisa Simpson earned a doctorate, what would her dissertation be about? Did the sirens know how to beatbox?
The well-known stories only tell small parts of their lives. There has to be more. Create something new and write about it. Breathe new life into them.