Review Haiku – Bitch Slap
Posted on December 7, 2010
They each want something
Fighting to get their treasures
Out in the desert
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Review Haiku – OSS 117: Lost in Rio
Posted on November 22, 2010
Double one seven
He can’t stand being called that
He likes cent dix sept
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Review Haiku – MI-5, Series 1
Posted on October 23, 2010
Protecting the realm
Living lives undercover
Her Majesty’s spies
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Review Haiku – Challenge of the Tiger
Posted on June 7, 2010
Bodily fluids
Plot to stop fertility
Fake Bruce save the day
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Review Haiku – For Your Height Only
Posted on June 6, 2010
Mini master spy
Cutting bad guys down to size
Their plans come up short
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Review Haiku – OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies
Posted on June 3, 2010
The looks of James Bond
The charm of Austin Powers
Comedic French spy
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Review Haiku – Quantum of Solace
Posted on February 11, 2010
Plot to steal water
Earn government concession
James Bond brings refill
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Review Haiku – The Spy Who Loved Me
Posted on November 14, 2009
Bond is on the job
Hunts for stolen submarines
Escapes steely Jaws
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Review Haiku – GoldenEye
Posted on September 1, 2009
Hijacked satellite
Bond must solve the evil plot
Confront ghost from past
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Review Haiku – Austin Powers in Goldmember
Posted on May 29, 2009
Solid Gold disco
Evil has another plan
Some more extortion
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