Review Haiku – Night of the Comet

Posted on December 9, 2011

Comet streaks by Earth
Survivors head to the mall
Shop and shoot zombies

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Review Haiku – Transmorphers

Posted on November 29, 2011

After invasion
Humans retreat underground
Away from robots

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Review Haiku – Transmorphers: Fall of Man

Posted on February 18, 2011

Part Terminator
And partially Transformers
Done very cheaply

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Review Haiku – The Road Warrior

Posted on January 29, 2011

A world outta gas
One refinery holds out
Max helps them escape

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Review Haiku – Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome

Posted on January 26, 2011

After Poxyclypse
Max wanders in the desert
Gets a shitty job

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Review Haiku – Zombie Wars

Posted on January 17, 2011

Zombies as farmers
Raising humans as cattle
Eating them when ripe

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Review Haiku – Apocalypse and the Beauty Queen

Posted on December 28, 2010

The apocalypse
The world ends when power does
Brutality reigns

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Review Haiku – Idiocracy

Posted on July 9, 2010

Two normal people
Spent five-hundred years in bed
Wake to find morons

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Review Haiku – Highlander: The Search for Vengeance

Posted on July 8, 2010

Yet another “one”
This highlander is Colin
Also Clan MacLeod

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Review Haiku – Zardoz

Posted on July 6, 2010

Penis is evil
The gun is good, says Zardoz
Now here’s some ammo

Immortals forgot
Life means nothing without death
Zed gives them relief

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