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World of blue giants
Corporate greed brings slaughter
White guy to rescue

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Coming down from sky
Worried about infection
It ain’t cholera

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End of Luke’s training
No more will Yoda teach him
One challenge remains

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A slimy mudhole
Swamp monster indigestion
Not a place for droids

City in the clouds
Not enough time for lovers
They’re bait for a trap

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Luke begins saga
Two suns setting on one life
Time to fly away

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Spy on Chancellor
Jedi not as smart as thought
Falling into traps

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Older and bigger
Anakin lacks self-control
Gets cut to pieces

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They did it again
Have bad feeling about this
Ani has issues

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Ego goes long way
It’s fragile when being mocked
Hubris leads to death

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For what it’s worth, this is one year straight of daily Review Haiku.

Bad reputation
Must fight to overcome it
Worthy successor

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