Review Haiku – Johnny Mnemonic
Posted on May 6, 2011
Data courier
Carries info in his brain
Yakuza want it
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Review Haiku – Coyote Ugly
Posted on February 17, 2011
Jersey girl leaves home
Tries to make it in New York
Gets bar job to live
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Review Haiku – The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai
Posted on November 10, 2010
Crossing dimensions
After aiding a surgeon
He overthrusts it
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Review Haiku – Confessions of a Call Girl
Posted on March 31, 2010
Tales from therapy
Doctor moonlights as hooker
Struggles as addict
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Review Haiku – The Wrestler
Posted on March 17, 2010
The glory is gone
Fewer fans and dimmer lights
The show must go on
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Review Haiku – HellBoy II: The Golden Army
Posted on March 14, 2010
Ancient fairly tale
Army of golden soldiers
Geared to do combat
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Review Haiku – Clerks II
Posted on February 25, 2010
Sequel ten years on
Not much has changed for two clerks
Same shitty problems
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Review Haiku – Clerks
Posted on August 3, 2009
Dante has it bad
Called to work on his day off
Hears about snowballs
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Review Haiku – A Beautiful Mind
Posted on July 22, 2009
Nash knows his numbers
Some problems are harder though
Comes to know limits
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Review Haiku – Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
Posted on March 17, 2009
Loyal retainer
The girl sees what she should not
Killer is now prey
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