Tag Archives: martial arts film

Review Haiku – The Forbidden Kingdom

Posted on December 12, 2011 by lafnlab

An ancient bowstaff
Stored in a Boston pawn shop
Finds rightful owner

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Review Haiku – Ip Man 2

Posted on December 10, 2011 by lafnlab

Martial arts master
Has to prove himself worthy
In and out of ring

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Review Haiku – Black Belt Jones

Posted on November 28, 2011 by lafnlab

Black karate school
Some gangsters want the building
Black Belt saves the day

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Review Haiku – Shaolin vs. Evil Dead: Ultimate Power

Posted on August 6, 2011 by lafnlab

Pregnant mom poisoned
Son becomes evil leader
Leads evil army

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Review Haiku – The Karate Kid (2010)

Posted on July 24, 2011 by lafnlab

Moving to Beijing
A Detroit kid gets knocked down
Then learns about qi

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Review Haiku – The Karate Kid Part II

Posted on July 5, 2011 by lafnlab

Miyagi gets note
He and Daniel take trip
To Okinawa

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Review Haiku – Three Kingdoms

Posted on June 29, 2011 by lafnlab

No longer so young
A general’s triumphs are
Distant memories

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Review Haiku – The Karate Kid (1984)

Posted on June 24, 2011 by lafnlab

New kid gets ass kicked
A handyman helps him out
With karate wax

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Review Haiku – Sex and Chopsticks: The Forbidden Legend

Posted on April 11, 2011 by lafnlab

Sex as martial art
He does push-ups with his dick
And spars with women

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Review Haiku – The Man with the Golden Gun

Posted on March 31, 2011 by lafnlab

A pricey hit man
A million bucks a shot
Golden shot for Bond

A kid in Thailand
Helped Bond out and is still owed
Twenty thousand baht

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