Review Haiku – Count Dracula
Posted on December 19, 2011
Horror masterpiece
Directed by Jess Franco
Not masterfully
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Review Haiku – Night of the Comet
Posted on December 9, 2011
Comet streaks by Earth
Survivors head to the mall
Shop and shoot zombies
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Review Haiku – I Spit on Your Grave
Posted on June 21, 2011
Woman rents cabin
Gets raped by some local guys
She gets her revenge
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Tagged with: 1978, 3 stars, hicksploitation, horror, Meir ZARCHI, movie review, revenge, Review Haiku, sexploitation, united states
Review Haiku – An American Werewolf in London
Posted on June 18, 2011
Hiking on the moors
Two friends are attacked at night
By a lunatic
Werewolves of London
John Landis didn’t want it
Though it was perfect
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Tagged with: 1981, 4 stars, Academy Award, comedy, cops, horror, John LANDIS, london, movie review, Review Haiku, united kingdom, united states, werewolves, zombies
Review Haiku – Fright Night
Posted on June 12, 2011
A role played on film
He was Vampire Killer
Now played in real life
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Tagged with: 1985, 3 stars, comedy, film series, horror, movie review, Review Haiku, Tom HOLLAND, united states, vampires
Review Haiku – The Japanese Wife Next Door, Part 2
Posted on June 5, 2011
Imagine “What if…?”
What if he chose Ryoko?
This film shows that choice
It starts out the same
Though this film is different
More like giallo
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Review Haiku – Poltergeist
Posted on May 27, 2011
TV is evil
Abducting a little girl
Leaves the house unclean
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Tagged with: 1982, 4 stars, Academy Award, california, drug use, film series, horror, movie review, Review Haiku, television, Tobe HOOPER, united states
Review Haiku – The Sixth Sense
Posted on May 20, 2011
The boy is a freak
He tells his psychologist
He sees dead people
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Review Haiku – Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Posted on May 12, 2011
The movie Buffy
Though a different actress
She still wields a stake
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Review Haiku – Jaws
Posted on May 4, 2011
Come to the island
Spend the weekend at the beach
It’s perfectly safe
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