Review Haiku – Count Dracula

Posted on December 19, 2011

Horror masterpiece
Directed by Jess Franco
Not masterfully

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Review Haiku – Night of the Comet

Posted on December 9, 2011

Comet streaks by Earth
Survivors head to the mall
Shop and shoot zombies

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Review Haiku – I Spit on Your Grave

Posted on June 21, 2011

Woman rents cabin
Gets raped by some local guys
She gets her revenge

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Review Haiku – An American Werewolf in London

Posted on June 18, 2011

Hiking on the moors
Two friends are attacked at night
By a lunatic

Werewolves of London
John Landis didn’t want it
Though it was perfect

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Review Haiku – Fright Night

Posted on June 12, 2011

A role played on film
He was Vampire Killer
Now played in real life

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Review Haiku – The Japanese Wife Next Door, Part 2

Posted on June 5, 2011

Imagine “What if…?”
What if he chose Ryoko?
This film shows that choice

It starts out the same
Though this film is different
More like giallo

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Review Haiku – Poltergeist

Posted on May 27, 2011

TV is evil
Abducting a little girl
Leaves the house unclean

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Review Haiku – The Sixth Sense

Posted on May 20, 2011

The boy is a freak
He tells his psychologist
He sees dead people

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Review Haiku – Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Posted on May 12, 2011

The movie Buffy
Though a different actress
She still wields a stake

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Review Haiku – Jaws

Posted on May 4, 2011

Come to the island
Spend the weekend at the beach
It’s perfectly safe

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