Review Haiku – Bodyguards and Assassins

Posted on January 24, 2012

Waning dynasty
Tries to stop revolution
Ideas don’t die

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Review Haiku – Bangkok Dangerous

Posted on January 17, 2012

A deaf-mute killer
Finding love at a drug store
Hiding from bullets

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Review Haiku – Ip Man 2

Posted on December 10, 2011

Martial arts master
Has to prove himself worthy
In and out of ring

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Review Haiku – The Dark Knight

Posted on June 10, 2011

Nothing left to chance
A white knight and a dark one
Get dealt a Joker

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Review Haiku – The Pillow Book

Posted on June 7, 2011

Woman wants lover
Good penmanship required
Use skin as paper

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Review Haiku – Sex and Chopsticks: The Forbidden Legend

Posted on April 11, 2011

Sex as martial art
He does push-ups with his dick
And spars with women

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Review Haiku – The Man with the Golden Gun

Posted on March 31, 2011

A pricey hit man
A million bucks a shot
Golden shot for Bond

A kid in Thailand
Helped Bond out and is still owed
Twenty thousand baht

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Review Haiku – You Only Live Twice

Posted on March 14, 2011

Bond killed in Hong Kong
He is then buried at sea
Comes back for Blofeld

A bunch of good guys
Fights off a bunch of bad guys
Bond thwarts evil plot

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Review Haiku – Black Samurai

Posted on February 7, 2011

A black samurai?
With pistols and a jetpack,
He’s more like James Bond

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Review Haiku – Kung Fu Hustle

Posted on November 28, 2010

Pig Sty residents
Make Neo look like Magoo
Don’t stop for Axes

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