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World of blue giants
Corporate greed brings slaughter
White guy to rescue

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With hearts of darkness
Fighting terrible creatures
Including themselves

Reign of Fire at Rotten Tomatoes
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Daemonology
Humans and spirits are bound
What else is out there?

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Gabriel comes down
Archangel wars on fallen
An earthbound fun house

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Ruckus in bedroom
Little band of little thieves
Capture it on film

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End of Luke’s training
No more will Yoda teach him
One challenge remains

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A slimy mudhole
Swamp monster indigestion
Not a place for droids

City in the clouds
Not enough time for lovers
They’re bait for a trap

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Luke begins saga
Two suns setting on one life
Time to fly away

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope at Rotten Tomatoes
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Spy on Chancellor
Jedi not as smart as thought
Falling into traps

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Older and bigger
Anakin lacks self-control
Gets cut to pieces

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