Review Haiku – The Brown Bunny

Posted on January 23, 2012

Crossing the country
Bud misses his old girlfriend
And what might have been

Conflicted feelings
The truth comes near the end of the film
Wasting film and time

The Brown Bunny at Rotten Tomatoes
The Brown Bunny at IMDB
The Brown Bunny at Amazon

Rating: ★★☆☆☆ 

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Review Haiku – Hated: G.G. Allin & the Murder Junkies

Posted on July 13, 2011

More vicious than Sid
GG’s act is no holes barred
‘Til he’s arrested

Hated: G.G. Allin & the Murder Junkies at Rotten Tomatoes
Hated: G.G. Allin & the Murder Junkies at IMDB
Hated: G.G. Allin & the Murder Junkies at Amazon

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

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Review Haiku – Sex Seance

Posted on December 27, 2010

A sexy seance
Summons the Marquis de Sade
Brings girl to cellar

Sex Seance at Something Weird Video (NSFW link)

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

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Review Haiku – Bat Pussy

Posted on December 20, 2010

It had a premise
Spoofing the Caped Crusader
More odd than funny

Bat Pussy at Something Weird Video (NSFW link)

Rating: ★★☆☆☆ 

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Review Haiku – A Star is Born

Posted on October 28, 2010

He’s a little odd
Dad wants him to be a man
Two girls show him how

A Star is Born at Something Weird Video

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

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Review Haiku – Battle in Heaven

Posted on April 19, 2010

One horrible act
Confessing does not ease guilt
The bells ring silent

Battle in Heaven at Rotten Tomatoes
Battle in Heaven at IMDB
Battle in Heaven at Amazon

Rating: ★★★★☆ 


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Review Haiku – Nazi Love Island

Posted on March 13, 2010

Bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the Nazi camp
John Holmes was now there

Nazi Love Island at IMDB

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

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Review Haiku – Hitler’s Harlot

Posted on March 12, 2010

Third Reich commandant
Interrogating with sex
She demands answers

Hitler’s Harlot at IMDB

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

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Review Haiku – Inside Deep Throat

Posted on March 2, 2010

Twenty-five grand cost
Six hundred million earned
Most profitable

How do you like it?
Andrea True blew my mind
Long way from disco

Inside Deep Throat at Grindhouse Database
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Inside Deep Throat at IMDB

Rating: ★★★★☆ 

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Review Haiku – Macumba Sexual

Posted on February 24, 2010

Real estate agent
She has property to sell
Voodoo princess buys

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Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

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