Review Haiku – Roller Boogie
Posted on December 13, 2011
Poor little rich girl
Falls in love with skater guy
Saves roller disco
It’s like Bollywood
Groups of synchronized dancers
But on roller skates
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Review Haiku – Ultraviolet
Posted on May 24, 2011
Virulent virus
Makes people faster, stronger
They also want blood
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Review Haiku – Never Say Never Again
Posted on May 14, 2011
Noncanonical
It is mostly Thunderball
Told by someone else
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Review Haiku – The World is Not Enough
Posted on May 3, 2011
Competing pipelines
A plot to stop the rivals
Bond gets strait on it
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Review Haiku – Tomorrow Never Dies
Posted on April 27, 2011
Media mogul
Wants to start war to sell news
James Bond sinks those plans
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Review Haiku – Parasite Dolls
Posted on April 18, 2011
Androids look like us
Some people rebel at that
Inflamed by leader
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Review Haiku – A View to a Kill
Posted on April 15, 2011
A New Wave James Bond
Bringing an older agent
To younger film fans
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Review Haiku – Octopussy
Posted on April 14, 2011
A Fabergé egg
Leads James Bond to India
And a shining star
A bunch of women
Fights off a bunch of bad guys
Bond thwarts evil plot
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Review Haiku – Moonraker
Posted on April 8, 2011
Master space race
Bond goes around the world in
A stolen shuttle
A bunch of good guys
Fights off a bunch of bad guys
Bond thwarts evil plot
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Review Haiku – Salt and Pepper
Posted on April 6, 2011
London club owners
Accused of some dirty deeds
Stop a coup d’etat
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