Review Haiku – Shaolin vs. Evil Dead: Ultimate Power

Posted on August 6, 2011

Pregnant mom poisoned
Son becomes evil leader
Leads evil army

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Review Haiku – Invaders of the Lost Gold

Posted on May 2, 2011

Hidden wartime gold
A map shows its location
Greed leads to murders

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If you ever wanted to see a movie that starred Harold “Oddjob” Sakata from Goldfinger and Laura Gemser of the Emanuelle series, this is the one for you.

Review Haiku – Hercules

Posted on April 4, 2011

Golden Fleece stolen
There is a quest to find it
Sidetracked by women

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Review Haiku – Message From Space

Posted on March 25, 2011

Luminous walnuts
Find some galactic heroes
Guide them into war

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Review Haiku – Tiger Joe

Posted on February 8, 2011

A smuggling rogue
Doesn’t believe in causes
Gets caught up for love

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Review Haiku – Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Posted on January 21, 2011

Rotten to the core
They get stuffed eating people
Bad tunes make them sauced

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Review Haiku – The Boxer’s Adventure

Posted on November 26, 2010

They’re kung-fu fighting
Those cats are fast as lightning
They like punching air

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Review Haiku – The Stendhal Syndrome

Posted on July 27, 2010

With her bleeding lips
Serial killer attacks
Police inspector

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Review Haiku – The 8 Masters

Posted on June 11, 2010

Hurt boy brought to monks
Trains for years at Shaolin
He must pay a debt

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Review Haiku – Hercules and the Captive Women

Posted on June 8, 2010

How Atlantis fell
Tale lost to the mists of time
Hercules did it

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