Review Haiku – Electronic Lover
Posted on January 3, 2010
A psychotic geek
Pre-Internet fantasies
Watching a cam whore
Electronic Lover at Grindhouse Database
Electronic Lover at Rotten Tomatoes
Electronic Lover at IMDB
Rating: 



Two things: First, this had to have the cheapest set ever. I’m pretty sure those canvas walls and ceiling were simply draped over some pipes in a basement somewhere.
Second, the way I rate these is based on whether I liked them and how much. Generally, one star means I hated it, two stars means I didn’t like it, three stars means I liked it or I thought it was okay, four stars means I really liked it, and five stars means I thought it was great. I’m a pretty easy grader, since I’ve never given a movie one star and only a few have received two stars. Most films have gotten three or fours stars, while a few have earned five.
Just because I give a movie three stars, doesn’t mean it’s a good movie. Electronic Lover was a bad movie, with cheap set and props, a shitty plot (calling it a plot is a stretch). However, I expected it to be bad and it met these expectations, so I liked it a bit. If you see a movie based on how many stars it earned here… well, caveat emptor.
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Tagged with: 1966, 3 stars, black and white film, computing, Jesse BERGER, mental illness, movie review, Review Haiku, sexploitation, united states
Review Haiku – Frankie and Johnnie Were Lovers
Posted on January 2, 2010
Frankie sings at bar
Johnnie sees his meal ticket
Balls her and a friend
Frankie and Johnnie Were Lovers at Rotten Tomatoes
Frankie and Johnnie Were Lovers at IMDB
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Tagged with: 1975, 3 stars, Alan COLBERG, computing, explicit sex, infidelity, movie review, Review Haiku, sexploitation, united states
Review Haiku – Tron
Posted on December 3, 2009
It’s a new level
Gladiator combat games
Inside computers
Tron at Rotten Tomatoes
Tron at IMDB
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Tagged with: 1982, 4 stars, animation, computing, cyberpunk, evil plot, movie review, Review Haiku, Steven LISBERGER, united states

