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Online, Ben is king
In real life, he is bullied
He wins the endgame

Ben X at Rotten Tomatoes
Ben X at IMDB

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Some school yard misfits
Auteurs of videotape
Son of Rambow lives

Son of Rambow at Rotten Tomatoes
Son of Rambow at IMDB

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It’s all just a dream
Inga visits her sister
Smokes, drinks, and finds love

Maid in Sweden at Grindhouse Database
Maid in Sweden at Rotten Tomatoes
Maid in Sweden at IMDB

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What the F.A.B?
Rescuers need rescuing
Three kids save the day

Thunderbirds at Rotten Tomatoes
Thunderbirds at IMDB

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A high school oddball
Wants more than beauty pageants
Queen of the derby

Whip It at Rotten Tomatoes
Whip It at IMDB

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Sex scandal couple
Her young lover was too young
Fall in love again

Green Chair at Rotten Tomatoes
Green Chair at IMDB

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Royal duties suck
Incognito princess bolts
Spends day touring Rome

Roman Holiday at Rotten Tomatoes
Roman Holiday at IMDB

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Antics of students
Korean kids are the same
Gravitas with fun

Sex is Zero at Rotten Tomatoes
Sex is Zero at IMDB

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Looking for a beach
Two teen boys learn life lessons
From pretty teacher

Y tu mamá también at Rotten Tomatoes
Y tu mamá también at IMDB

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According to my calculations, this is the 500th movie for which I created a Review Haiku. I may put them in a book at some point, but at the moment, there are still many more to come.

Joshua likes games
Be careful what you ask for
WOPR has own plans

WarGames at Rotten Tomatoes
WarGames at IMDB

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