Review Haiku – Take to the Woods
Posted on February 9, 2012
City living sucks
A woman imagines the woods
And plots an escape
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Review Haiku – Viagra Falls
Posted on February 8, 2012
Some flaccid passion
Sends man in search of some help
He rises for wife
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Review Haiku – The Artist
Posted on February 5, 2012
The king of silents
Dethroned by his stubborn pride
Gets another chance
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Review Haiku – Attack the Block
Posted on February 3, 2012
South London teen thugs
Find and kill an alien
It’s mates come hunting
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Review Haiku – Big Trouble in Little China
Posted on January 28, 2012
Ancient sorcerer
Needs someone to lift a curse
A green-eyed woman
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Review Haiku – Charlie’s Angels
Posted on January 27, 2012
Angels in disguise
Save a kidnapped genius
Get snared in a web
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Review Haiku – Kamikaze Girls
Posted on January 22, 2012
Living for cheap frills
Japanese Lolita Girl
Knows about courage
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There’s a great quote in the film, which inspired the haiku above: “Humans are cowards in the face of happiness. You need courage to hold onto happiness.”
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Review Haiku – Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Posted on January 12, 2012
Send-up of ‘hood films
To learn to be a black man
Ashtray goes to dad
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Review Haiku – Hobo With a Shotgun
Posted on January 6, 2012
One shell at a time
Justice comes from a shotgun
Hobo demands change
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Review Haiku – Roller Boogie
Posted on December 13, 2011
Poor little rich girl
Falls in love with skater guy
Saves roller disco
It’s like Bollywood
Groups of synchronized dancers
But on roller skates
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