Martial arts master
Has to prove himself worthy
In and out of ring
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Review Haiku – Shaolin vs. Evil Dead: Ultimate Power
Pregnant mom poisoned
Son becomes evil leader
Leads evil army
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Review Haiku – The Karate Kid (2010)
Moving to Beijing
A Detroit kid gets knocked down
Then learns about qi
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Review Haiku – Three Kingdoms
No longer so young
A general’s triumphs are
Distant memories
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Review Haiku – The Pillow Book
Woman wants lover
Good penmanship required
Use skin as paper
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Review Haiku – Ultraviolet
Virulent virus
Makes people faster, stronger
They also want blood
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Review Haiku – Sex and Zen
A man likes women
He has an outsized ego
Gets a prick to match
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Review Haiku – Sex and Chopsticks: The Forbidden Legend
Sex as martial art
He does push-ups with his dick
And spars with women
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Review Haiku – You Only Live Twice
Bond killed in Hong Kong
He is then buried at sea
Comes back for Blofeld
A bunch of good guys
Fights off a bunch of bad guys
Bond thwarts evil plot
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