Review Haiku – Tattooed Flower Vase

Posted on July 4, 2010

Kabuki doll maker
Husband and daughter are gone
Gets screwed and tattooed

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Rating: ★★★☆☆ 


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Review Haiku – Indie Sex

Posted on February 18, 2009

Sex in cinema
It’s not just pornography
Fetish of taboos

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Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

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Review Haiku – I Am Curious: Yellow

Posted on February 4, 2009

Tempest in teapot
Gained fame from being censored
Don’t believe the hype

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Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

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Review Haiku – Team America: World Police

Posted on January 1, 2009

A new Lease on life
Actor cuts strings with Broadway
Gets hung out to dry

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Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

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Review Haiku – Quiet Days in Clichy

Posted on December 29, 2008

No money to eat
The ladies want to be paid
Get one from the street

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Rating: ★★★☆☆ 


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Review Haiku – A Dirty Shame

Posted on December 21, 2008

Can you believe it?
Freaks running around these days
Do perverted things

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Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

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Review Haiku – Snake Dancer

Posted on January 5, 2008

Scandalous Glenda
All she wants to do is dance
The tart thinks it’s art

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Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

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Review Haiku – This Film Is Not Yet Rated

Posted on March 12, 2007

Pirates and censors
Documentary filming
Convenient scapegoats

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Rating: ★★★★☆ 

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