Review Haiku – Hobo With a Shotgun
Posted on January 6, 2012
One shell at a time
Justice comes from a shotgun
Hobo demands change
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Review Haiku – Juno
Posted on July 21, 2011
Pregnant teenager
She and baby want the same
A loving couple
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Review Haiku – Kick-Ass
Posted on July 20, 2011
Masked vigilante
Kicking criminal asses
Gets his handed back
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Review Haiku – Mesrine: Part 1: Killer Instinct
Posted on June 17, 2011
A badass Frenchman
Former soldier turned gangster
Flees to Canada
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Review Haiku – Johnny Mnemonic
Posted on May 6, 2011
Data courier
Carries info in his brain
Yakuza want it
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Review Haiku – Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Posted on January 30, 2011
A boy gets kidnapped
His captor is saving him
From his step-father
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Review Haiku – The Tudors, Season 1
Posted on November 2, 2010
Young and fit Henry
Wedded, but not happily
Snared in Boleyn knot
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Review Haiku – Shoot ‘Em Up
Posted on October 31, 2010
Baby born in blood
Caught between two warring sides
Gunman keeps him safe
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Review Haiku – Iceman
Posted on July 3, 2010
Iceman awakens
Poked and prodded by doctors
He goes on dreamwalk
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Review Haiku – Fido
Posted on June 28, 2010
Not the same suburbs
Zombie housepets and servants
Just keep them contained
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