Review Haiku – Viagra Falls
Posted on February 8, 2012
Some flaccid passion
Sends man in search of some help
He rises for wife
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Tagged with: 2012, 3 stars, animation, comedy, Gustav KVAAL, movie review, norway, Review Haiku, short film
Review Haiku – Irma Vep
Posted on February 7, 2012
Fish out of water
Chinese actress in Paris
To play vampire
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Tagged with: 1996, 3 stars, france, hollywood film, mental illness, movie review, Olivier ASSAYAS, paris, Review Haiku
Review Haiku – Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Posted on January 31, 2012
Spock has a brother
He has never been mentioned
Should have stayed that way
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Tagged with: 1989, 3 stars, aliens, california, film series, movie review, outer space, Razzie Award, religion, Review Haiku, science fiction, united states, William SHATNER
Review Haiku – R.O.T.O.R.
Posted on January 29, 2012
A robotic cop
Goes rogue with one directive
Judge and Execute
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Tagged with: 1988, 3 stars, cops, Cullen BLAINE, cyberpunk, dallas, movie review, Review Haiku, science fiction, texas, united states
Review Haiku – Big Trouble in Little China
Posted on January 28, 2012
Ancient sorcerer
Needs someone to lift a curse
A green-eyed woman
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Tagged with: 1986, 3 stars, action film, california, comedy, fantasy, John CARPENTER, movie review, Review Haiku, san francisco, united states
Review Haiku – Charlie’s Angels
Posted on January 27, 2012
Angels in disguise
Save a kidnapped genius
Get snared in a web
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Tagged with: 2000, 3 stars, action film, betrayal, comedy, film series, Joseph McGinty NICHOL, movie review, MTV Movie Award, revenge, Review Haiku, united states
Review Haiku – Kung-Fu Dunk
Posted on January 26, 2012
Martial arts and sports
It’s not Shaolin Soccer
This has basketball
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Review Haiku – Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zhen
Posted on January 25, 2012
Famed kung-fu fighter
Adopts new identity
To fight Japanese
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Tagged with: 2010, 3 stars, action film, Andrew LAU, china, martial arts film, movie review, period film, Review Haiku, shanghai, soldiers, subtitles
Review Haiku – Bodyguards and Assassins
Posted on January 24, 2012
Waning dynasty
Tries to stop revolution
Ideas don’t die
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Tagged with: 2009, 3 stars, action film, Asian Film Award, china, cops, hong kong, Hong Kong FIlm Award, martial arts film, movie review, period film, politics, Review Haiku, subtitles, Teddy CHAN
Review Haiku – Hercules
Posted on January 21, 2012
After playing Hulk
Ferrigno plays Hercules
Another strong man
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Tagged with: 1983, 3 stars, dubbed, fantasy, italy, Luigi COZZI, movie review, outer space, period film, Razzie Award, Review Haiku, sword and sandal

