Review Haiku – Jade Warrior
Posted on January 13, 2012
A Chinese relic
Carried to far off Finland
A legend reborn
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Review Haiku – Edgar G. Ulmer: The Man Off-Screen
Posted on December 21, 2011
The King of the B’s
With low budgets and cheap sets
He made some classics
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Review Haiku – Shaolin vs. Evil Dead: Ultimate Power
Posted on August 6, 2011
Pregnant mom poisoned
Son becomes evil leader
Leads evil army
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Review Haiku – End of the Spear
Posted on July 10, 2011
Missionary group
Gets killed by violent tribe
Mercy comes later
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Review Haiku – Ultraviolet
Posted on May 24, 2011
Virulent virus
Makes people faster, stronger
They also want blood
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Review Haiku – The Virgin of Juarez
Posted on May 5, 2011
Girl survives attack
Bearing marks of stigmata
Tries to fight evil
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Review Haiku – Bring It On: All or Nothing
Posted on February 20, 2011
Girl starts at new school
She must prove herself again
Cheer whore that she is
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Review Haiku – The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Posted on January 25, 2011
Teen troublemaker
Sent to father in Japan
Trades muscle for rice
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Review Haiku – Zombie Wars
Posted on January 17, 2011
Zombies as farmers
Raising humans as cattle
Eating them when ripe
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Review Haiku – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Posted on January 13, 2011
Davy Jones’ locker
He who has it rules the sea
Release the kraken
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