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Tag Archives: 2006

Review Haiku – Clerks II

25-Feb-10

Sequel ten years on
Not much has changed for two clerks
Same shitty problems
Clerks II at Rotten Tomatoes
Clerks II at IMDB

Review Haiku – Fur

19-Feb-10

Housewife yearns for more
Neighbor gives her key to see
More to life than fur
Fur at Rotten Tomatoes
Fur at IMDB

Review Haiku – Black Book

04-Feb-10

Fleeing Jews betrayed
One survives in devil’s lair
Revenge on culprits
Black Book at Rotten Tomatoes
Black Book at IMDB

Review Haiku – Apocalypto

18-Jan-10

A tribe of hunters
Captured as slaves for Maya
Run through the jungle
Apocalypto at Rotten Tomatoes
Apocalypto at IMDB

Review Haiku – Exterminating Angels

19-Dec-09

Meta-filmmaking
An erotic film topic
Eroticism
Exterminating Angels at Rotten Tomatoes
Exterminating Angels at IMDB

Review Haiku – Sukeban Boy

18-Dec-09

Humility club
Training for shame while stripping
Issues with the butt
Boy looks like a girl
He keeps getting into fights
Tries out all-girls school
Sukeban Boy at Rotten Tomatoes
Sukeban Boy at IMDB

Review Haiku – X-Men 3

15-Dec-09

A cure for mutants
Some take it personally
Start war on humans
X-Men 3 at Rotten Tomatoes
X-Men 3 at IMDB

Review Haiku – District B13

01-Jul-09

Bad guys in trouble
French cops know how to hurt them
Kung fu and parkour
District B13 at Rotten Tomatoes
District B13 at IMDB

Review Haiku – Poseidon

26-Jun-09

A New Year’s onboard
Rogue wave hit megaliner
Neptune was jealous
A disaster strikes
Hero dad as sacrifice
Armageddon-ish
Poseidon at Rotten Tomatoes
Poseidon at IMDB

Review Haiku – Fearless

05-Jun-09

Four men against one
Man wins all bouts, yet loses
Works to rebuild pride
Fearless at Rotten Tomatoes
Fearless at IMDB

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