Review Haiku – Jade Warrior

Posted on January 13, 2012

A Chinese relic
Carried to far off Finland
A legend reborn

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Review Haiku – Edgar G. Ulmer: The Man Off-Screen

Posted on December 21, 2011

The King of the B’s
With low budgets and cheap sets
He made some classics

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Review Haiku – Shaolin vs. Evil Dead: Ultimate Power

Posted on August 6, 2011

Pregnant mom poisoned
Son becomes evil leader
Leads evil army

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Review Haiku – End of the Spear

Posted on July 10, 2011

Missionary group
Gets killed by violent tribe
Mercy comes later

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Review Haiku – Ultraviolet

Posted on May 24, 2011

Virulent virus
Makes people faster, stronger
They also want blood

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Review Haiku – The Virgin of Juarez

Posted on May 5, 2011

Girl survives attack
Bearing marks of stigmata
Tries to fight evil

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Review Haiku – Bring It On: All or Nothing

Posted on February 20, 2011

Girl starts at new school
She must prove herself again
Cheer whore that she is

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Review Haiku – The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Posted on January 25, 2011

Teen troublemaker
Sent to father in Japan
Trades muscle for rice

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Review Haiku – Zombie Wars

Posted on January 17, 2011

Zombies as farmers
Raising humans as cattle
Eating them when ripe

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Review Haiku – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

Posted on January 13, 2011

Davy Jones’ locker
He who has it rules the sea
Release the kraken

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