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Not James Bond
Not even Austin Powers
Barely Manara

Legally Exposed at Rotten Tomatoes
Legally Exposed at IMDB

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Dutch master painter
Needs commissions for money
Maid becomes a muse

Girl with a Pearl Earring at Rotten Tomatoes
Girl with a Pearl Earring at IMDB

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High school unlike most
Where mutants learn in safety
Raided by feds

X-Men 2 at Rotten Tomatoes
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Hunter of cyborgs
He’s good, but keeps fucking up
A lover’s conflict

It’s dark and rainy
This Korean Blade Runner
More tears in the rain

Natural City at Rotten Tomatoes
Natural City at IMDB

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Girl plans to leave town
Her death is center of plot
Like Laura Palmer

Mystic River at Rotten Tomatoes
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Lingering questions
Some unbalanced equations
Remainders canceled

The Matrix: Revolutions at Rotten Tomatoes
The Matrix: Revolutions at IMDB

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What is the purpose?
Car chases and gun battles?
More money for myth

The Matrix: Reloaded at Rotten Tomatoes
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Lost in Tokyo
With millions of people
Two lonely souls meet

Lost in Translation at Rotten Tomatoes
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The final battle
Not that of armies and ghosts
The ring versus all

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King at Rotten Tomatoes
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King at IMDB

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Wedding massacre
The bride comes back for revenge
Makes list and strikes twice

Kill Bill, Vol. 1 at Rotten Tomatoes
Kill Bill, Vol. 1 at IMDB

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