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Works that aren’t good, but aren’t terrible either. Maybe a few good moments in an otherwise dismal work.

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Review Haiku – Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!

Posted on January 5, 2011 by lafnlab

Chocoholic girl
Mulva wants to trick or treat
She kicks zombie butt

Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! at Rotten Tomatoes
Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! at IMDB
Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! at Amazon

Rating: ★★☆☆☆ 

Posted in Review Haiku | Tagged 2 stars, 2001, Chris SEAVER, comedy, horror, united states, zombies

Review Haiku – Ozone

Posted on January 3, 2011 by lafnlab

Cops on a stakeout
Fighting drug-taking zombies
They’re into the black

Ozone at Rotten Tomatoes
Ozone at IMDB
Ozone at Amazon

Rating: ★★☆☆☆ 

Posted in Review Haiku | Tagged 1993, 2 stars, addiction, cops, drug use, horror, J.R. BOOKWALTER, united states, zombies

Review Haiku – Bat Pussy

Posted on December 20, 2010 by lafnlab

It had a premise
Spoofing the Caped Crusader
More odd than funny

Bat Pussy at Something Weird Video (NSFW link)

Rating: ★★☆☆☆ 

Posted in Review Haiku | Tagged 2 stars, comedy, explicit sex, infidelity, pornography, superhero, UNKNOWN

Review Haiku – She-Devils on Wheels

Posted on December 13, 2010 by lafnlab

Female biker gang
Giving Honey to the guys
They’re the Man-Eaters

She-Devils on Wheels at Grindhouse DB
She-Devils on Wheels at Rotten Tomatoes
She-Devils on Wheels at IMDB
She-Devils on Wheels at Amazon

Rating: ★★☆☆☆ 

Posted in Review Haiku | Tagged 1968, 2 stars, action film, betrayal, bikers, bikesploitation, Herschell Gordon LEWIS, revenge, united states

Review Haiku – Raw Summer

Posted on December 8, 2010 by lafnlab

A dirty old man
Rides the train to watch young girls
Loses self-control

Raw Summer at Rotten Tomatoes
Raw Summer at IMDB
Raw Summer at Amazon

Rating: ★★☆☆☆ 

Posted in Review Haiku | Tagged 2 stars, 2006, japan, mental illness, schoolgirls, sexploitation, subtitles, YOSHIDA Keisuke

Review Haiku – Colorful!

Posted on November 20, 2010 by lafnlab

Some Japanese shorts
Men peek up skirts of women
Become crazed and hurt

Colorful! at Rotten Tomatoes
Colorful! at Amazon

Rating: ★★☆☆☆ 

Posted in Review Haiku | Tagged 2 stars, 2002, animation, anime, comedy, japan, Ryutaro NAKAMURA, sexploitation, vignettes

Review Haiku – Star Slammer

Posted on July 29, 2010 by lafnlab

Crazy space bitches
“Crazy” isn’t the right word
More like “mind-numbing”

Star Slammer at Rotten Tomatoes
Star Slammer at IMDB
Star Slammer at Amazon

Rating: ★★☆☆☆ 

Posted in Review Haiku | Tagged 1988, 2 stars, Fred Olen RAY, outer space, science fiction, united states, women in prison

Review Haiku – Blissfully Yours

Posted on July 22, 2010 by lafnlab

Long drives through Thailand
Seldom is a word spoken
Ensuring boredom

Blissfully Yours at Rotten Tomatoes
Blissfully Yours at IMDB
Blissfully Yours at Amazon

Rating: ★★☆☆☆ 

Posted in Review Haiku | Tagged 2 stars, 2001, Apichatpong WEERASETHAKUL, subtitles, thailand

Review Haiku – Girlfriends

Posted on June 15, 2010 by lafnlab

Girls kill some rich guys
One wants to have a baby
They go on welfare

Girlfriends at Rotten Tomatoes
Girlfriends at IMDB
Girlfriends at Amazon

Rating: ★★☆☆☆ 


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Posted in Review Haiku | Tagged 1993, 2 stars, LGBT film, Mark BOSKO, prostitution, sexploitation, texas, united states, Wayne HAROLD

Review Haiku – Chai Lai Angels: Dangerous Flowers

Posted on June 5, 2010 by lafnlab

Girl kidnapped from school
Female guard team not much help
Lounging in the spa

Chai Lai Angels at Rotten Tomatoes
Chai Lai Angels at IMDB
Chai Lai Angels at Amazon

Rating: ★★☆☆☆ 

Posted in Review Haiku | Tagged 2 stars, 2006, action film, comedy, Poj ARNON, subtitles, thailand

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