Review Haiku – The Brown Bunny

Posted on January 23, 2012

Crossing the country
Bud misses his old girlfriend
And what might have been

Conflicted feelings
The truth comes near the end of the film
Wasting film and time

The Brown Bunny at Rotten Tomatoes
The Brown Bunny at IMDB
The Brown Bunny at Amazon

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Review Haiku – Batman & Robin

Posted on July 31, 2011

Like the TV show
It’s too camp for its own good
The worst of the lot

Batman & Robin at Rotten Tomatoes
Batman & Robin at IMDB
Batman & Robin at Amazon

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Review Haiku – Malibu Eyes

Posted on May 13, 2011

Don’t expect too much
Some loose end weren’t tied up
Not like it’s Shakespeare

Malibu Eyes at Rotten Tomatoes
Malibu Eyes at IMDB
Malibu Eyes at Amazon

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Review Haiku – Oh, Woe Is Me

Posted on March 17, 2011

God inhabits man
He wants to have sex with his wife
Believe it or not

Oh, Woe Is Me at Rotten Tomatoes
Oh, Woe Is Me at IMDB
Oh, Woe Is Me at Amazon

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Review Haiku – Warbus

Posted on February 9, 2011

Lost in the jungle
Some American Marines
Hijack a school bus

Warbus at Rotten Tomatoes
Warbus at IMDB
Warbus at Amazon (on VHS tape)

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Review Haiku – Tiger Joe

Posted on February 8, 2011

A smuggling rogue
Doesn’t believe in causes
Gets caught up for love

Tiger Joe at Grindhouse Database
Tiger Joe at Rotten Tomatoes
Tiger Joe at IMDB
Tiger Joe at Amazon (on VHS tape)

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Review Haiku – The Club

Posted on January 27, 2011

Club of rich patrons
Catering to all their whims
By boring viewers

The Club at IMDB
The Club at Amazon

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Review Haiku – Filthy McNasty

Posted on January 6, 2011

A deal with Filthy
From homely girls to comely
Then he kills people

Filthy McNasty at Rotten Tomatoes
Filthy McNasty at IMDB
Filthy McNasty at Amazon

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Review Haiku – Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!

Posted on January 5, 2011

Chocoholic girl
Mulva wants to trick or treat
She kicks zombie butt

Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! at Rotten Tomatoes
Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! at IMDB
Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! at Amazon

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Review Haiku – Ozone

Posted on January 3, 2011

Cops on a stakeout
Fighting drug-taking zombies
They’re into the black

Ozone at Rotten Tomatoes
Ozone at IMDB
Ozone at Amazon

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