Review Haiku – Contact
Posted on January 9, 2012
A message from space
Contains plans for a machine
Who wants to ride it?
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Review Haiku – Gummo
Posted on November 19, 2011
Ohio collage
A melange of video
With little purpose
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Review Haiku – Batman & Robin
Posted on July 31, 2011
Like the TV show
It’s too camp for its own good
The worst of the lot
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Review Haiku – The Pillow Book
Posted on June 7, 2011
Woman wants lover
Good penmanship required
Use skin as paper
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Review Haiku – Jackie Brown
Posted on June 3, 2011
Sexy stewardess
Caught bringing cash from Cabo
She plans for her cut
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Review Haiku – Tomorrow Never Dies
Posted on April 27, 2011
Media mogul
Wants to start war to sell news
James Bond sinks those plans
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Review Haiku – The Fifth Element
Posted on April 5, 2011
A huge ball of flame
Looking for five elements:
Four rocks and a girl
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Review Haiku – Full Metal Yakuza
Posted on April 1, 2011
Mad scientist makes
Two yakuza become one
Cyborg with a sword
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Review Haiku – The Saint
Posted on February 15, 2011
A saint who’s a thief
Maybe his name is Dismas
Patron saint of thieves
Energy for free
Pretty scientist knows how
Then she meets a saint
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Review Haiku – Maslin Beach
Posted on October 18, 2010
Some go there for love
Others are searching for God
There’s nothing to hide
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