Review Haiku – Irma Vep
Posted on February 7, 2012
Fish out of water
Chinese actress in Paris
To play vampire
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Review Haiku – Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Posted on January 12, 2012
Send-up of ‘hood films
To learn to be a black man
Ashtray goes to dad
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Review Haiku – Romeo + Juliet
Posted on December 18, 2011
The most famous play
Delivered on silver screen
What a tale of woe
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Review Haiku – Sling Blade
Posted on November 8, 2011
Karl’s a little slow
He killed when he was a kid
Now he’s all better
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Review Haiku – Riverdance: Live from Radio City Music Hall
Posted on July 4, 2011
Some Irish dancers
Meet dancers from other lands
To pound the Hall’s boards
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Review Haiku – The Bikini Academy
Posted on April 20, 2011
A small lifeguard school
Small brains and small bikinis
Barely comedy
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Review Haiku – The Stendhal Syndrome
Posted on July 27, 2010
With her bleeding lips
Serial killer attacks
Police inspector
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Review Haiku – Eraser
Posted on February 10, 2010
Government witness
Exposing corporate greed
Escaping hit men
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Review Haiku – The Craft
Posted on February 3, 2010
These girls are weirdos
Drinking blood and casting spells
The power is theirs
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Review Haiku – From Dusk Till Dawn
Posted on January 12, 2010
Brothers on the run
Cross the Mexican border
Fighting vampires
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