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Tag Archives: 1995

Review Haiku – The Usual Suspects

06-Dec-09

A story is told
New York thugs head to L.A.
Played by mastermind
The Usual Suspects at Rotten Tomatoes
The Usual Suspects at IMDB

Review Haiku – Showgirls

06-Nov-09

She just wants to dance
More than practice is needed
Break a leg out there
Showgirls at Rotten Tomatoes
Showgirls at IMDB

Review Haiku – Richard III

26-Oct-09

The villain Richard
Inglorious son of York
Shakespeare’s play reset
Richard III at Rotten Tomatoes
Richard III at IMDB

Review Haiku – Mallrats

30-Sep-09

Slackers go to mall
An uncomfortable place
Make a production
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Mallrats at IMDB

Review Haiku – GoldenEye

01-Sep-09

Hijacked satellite
Bond must solve the evil plot
Confront ghost from past
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GoldenEye at IMDB

Review Haiku – Ghost in the Shell

29-Aug-09

Policework is tough
Good thing they have warranties
Some parts hard to fix
Ghost in the Shell at Rotten Tomatoes
Ghost in the Shell at IMDB

Review Haiku – Braveheart

28-Jul-09

More noble than kings
Wallace leads Scotland to war
Freedom from England
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Braveheart at IMDB

Review Haiku – Provocation

08-Jun-09

Short on the story
Long on the masturbation
Provoked dull senses
Provocation at Rotten Tomatoes
Provocation at IMDB

Review Haiku – Dark Secrets

31-May-09

A club with whips, chains
Like a Frankie video
Lust overcomes guilt
Dark Secrets at Rotten Tomatoes
Dark Secrets at IMDB

Review Haiku – The City of Lost Children

27-Feb-09

Growing boy needs food
The apple is temptation
Stolen from his bro.
The City of Lost Children at Rotten Tomatoes
The City of Lost Children at IMDB

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