Review Haiku – Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Posted on May 12, 2011
The movie Buffy
Though a different actress
She still wields a stake
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Tagged with: 1992, 3 stars, action film, california, cheerleaders, comedy, coming of age film, Fran Rubel KUZUI, horror, los angeles, movie review, Review Haiku, vampires
Review Haiku – Sex and Zen
Posted on April 29, 2011
A man likes women
He has an outsized ego
Gets a prick to match
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Tagged with: 1992, 3 stars, china, comedy, drug use, infidelity, Michael MAK, movie review, period film, prostitution, Review Haiku, sadomasochism, sexploitation, subtitles
Review Haiku – Innocent Blood
Posted on April 23, 2011
Cute French vampire
Only feeds on the bad guys
She falls for a cop
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Tagged with: 1992, 3 stars, cops, gangsters, John LANDIS, movie review, Review Haiku, united states, vampires
Review Haiku – Oh, Woe Is Me
Posted on March 17, 2011
God inhabits man
He wants to have sex with his wife
Believe it or not
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Tagged with: 1992, 2 stars, france, infidelity, Jean-Luc GODARD, movie review, religion, Review Haiku, subtitles
Review Haiku – Batman Returns
Posted on February 4, 2011
Stately Wayne Manor
Curious cats are welcome
Flightless birds are not
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Tagged with: 1992, 4 stars, action film, comic book film, film series, movie review, politics, revenge, Review Haiku, superhero, Tim BURTON, united states
Review Haiku – Twin Dragons
Posted on November 27, 2010
Long lost twin brothers
A maestro and a racer
Two runaway grooms
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Tagged with: 1992, 3 stars, action film, china, comedy, gangsters, hong kong, martial arts film, movie review, Review Haiku, Ringo LAM, TSUI Hark
Review Haiku – China Dolls
Posted on April 15, 2010
Her husband is dead
Mother must give up her son
Starts work for bad men
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Tagged with: 1992, 3 stars, china, gangsters, hong kong, macau, movie review, prostitution, Review Haiku, subtitles, YUENG Chi Gin
Review Haiku – Alien 3
Posted on February 15, 2010
Coming down from sky
Worried about infection
It ain’t cholera
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Tagged with: 1992, 3 stars, David FINCHER, horror, movie review, outer space, Review Haiku, sequel, united kingdom, united states
Review Haiku – Hard Hunted
Posted on December 27, 2009
Secret agent girls
Saving world from terror
Bullets, bombs, and babes
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According to Netflix, this was released or made in 1987, though RT and IMDB say 1992.
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Tagged with: 1987, 1992, 3 stars, action film, Andy SIDARIS, arizona, evil plot, hawaii, movie review, Review Haiku, sexploitation, united states
Review Haiku – Chaplin
Posted on August 2, 2009
Life spent in limelight
Kid adapts to modern times
A gold rush of film
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Tagged with: 1992, 4 stars, based on a true story, hollywood film, infidelity, movie review, period film, Review Haiku, Richard ATTENBOROUGH, switzerland, united kingdom, united states
