Review Haiku – R.O.T.O.R.
Posted on January 29, 2012
A robotic cop
Goes rogue with one directive
Judge and Execute
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Tagged with: 1988, 3 stars, cops, Cullen BLAINE, cyberpunk, dallas, movie review, Review Haiku, science fiction, texas, united states
Review Haiku – Colors
Posted on December 28, 2011
The gangs of L.A.
Wearing their colors with pride
Some carry badges
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Review Haiku – Hairspray (1988)
Posted on April 19, 2011
Large teeny bopper
Dancing on television
She’s queen of the show
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Tagged with: 1988, 4 stars, baltimore, comedy, jealousy, John WATERS, maryland, movie review, musical, period film, racism, Review Haiku, television, united states
Review Haiku – Red Dwarf, Season 1
Posted on March 8, 2011
Slacker in stasis
He survives what kills the crew
Gets hologram friend
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Tagged with: 1988, 3 stars, comedy, Ed BYE, outer space, Review Haiku, science fiction, television, united kingdom
Review Haiku – The Dead Pool
Posted on January 23, 2011
A list of celebs
They are at high risk of death
Harry’s on it, too
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Tagged with: 1988, 3 stars, Buddy VAN HORN, california, cops, dirty harry, film series, gangsters, hollywood film, movie review, Review Haiku, san francisco, serial killer, thriller, united states
Review Haiku – Die Hard
Posted on December 29, 2010
John escapes bad guys
He’s not moved by gunfire
Glass is more harmful
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Review Haiku – Star Slammer
Posted on July 29, 2010
Crazy space bitches
“Crazy” isn’t the right word
More like “mind-numbing”
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Review Haiku – Angel Guts: Red Vertigo
Posted on January 17, 2010
Nurse gets raped at work
Boyfriend is cheating on her
Loves kind kidnapper
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Tagged with: 1988, 2 stars, comic book film, japan, movie review, Review Haiku, sequel, sexploitation, subtitles, Takashi IISHI
Review Haiku – Dangerous Liaisons
Posted on August 7, 2009
A private wager
He pursues difficult prey
Wins, yet still loses
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Tagged with: 1988, 4 stars, Academy Award, france, love triangle, movie review, period film, revenge, Review Haiku, Stephen FREARS, united states
Review Haiku – I Love Maria
Posted on May 18, 2009
Fembot in action
Like Sorayama paintings
Only she’s Chinese
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Tagged with: 1988, 3 stars, action film, china, comedy, cyberpunk, David CHUNG, evil plot, movie review, Review Haiku, TSUI Hark
