Review Haiku – The Final Option
Posted on November 21, 2011
SAS captain
Booted then falls in with
Terrorist nutjobs
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Review Haiku – Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann
Posted on November 12, 2011
Motocross racer
Gets caught in time travel test
Rides bike in Old West
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Review Haiku – Poltergeist
Posted on May 27, 2011
TV is evil
Abducting a little girl
Leaves the house unclean
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Review Haiku – Invaders of the Lost Gold
Posted on May 2, 2011
Hidden wartime gold
A map shows its location
Greed leads to murders
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If you ever wanted to see a movie that starred Harold “Oddjob” Sakata from Goldfinger and Laura Gemser of the Emanuelle series, this is the one for you.
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Review Haiku – Passion
Posted on February 25, 2011
Jerzy is filming
His unpassionate Passion
Like a group portrait
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Review Haiku – Firefox
Posted on February 21, 2011
A low-speed car chase
Leads to a high-speed jet chase
Dogfight at Mach 6
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Review Haiku – Tiger Joe
Posted on February 8, 2011
A smuggling rogue
Doesn’t believe in causes
Gets caught up for love
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Review Haiku – Rocky III
Posted on February 14, 2010
A better pitchman
Rocky earns money, fame, pain
An angry upstart
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Review Haiku – Butterfly
Posted on January 26, 2010
Silver mine past prime
Hired hand guards worthless hole
Surprised by daughter
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Review Haiku – Tron
Posted on December 3, 2009
It’s a new level
Gladiator combat games
Inside computers
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