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Review Haiku – Challenge of the Tiger

June 7th, 2010 by lafnlab

Bodily fluids
Plot to stop fertility
Fake Bruce save the day

Challenge of the Tiger at Grindhouse Database
Challenge of the Tiger at Rotten Tomatoes
Challenge of the Tiger at IMDB

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

Review Haiku – Galaxina

April 20th, 2010 by lafnlab

A famous Playmate
Barbarella wannabe
Just needed practice

Galaxina at Rotten Tomatoes
Galaxina at IMDB

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

Review Haiku – Nazi Love Island

March 13th, 2010 by lafnlab

Bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the Nazi camp
John Holmes was now there

Nazi Love Island at IMDB

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

Review Haiku – The Elephant Man

February 12th, 2010 by lafnlab

Freak from a sideshow
Even in a hospital
He is still a freak

The Elephant Man at Rotten Tomatoes
The Elephant Man at IMDB

Rating: ★★★★☆ 

Review Haiku – Angel Guts: Nami

January 16th, 2010 by lafnlab

Rape victims exposed
Reporter prints the stories
Victims yet again

Angel Guts: Nami at Grindhouse Database
Angel Guts: Nami at Rotten Tomatoes
Angel Guts: Nami at IMDB

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 


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Review Haiku – Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

November 21st, 2009 by lafnlab

A slimy mudhole
Swamp monster indigestion
Not a place for droids

City in the clouds
Not enough time for lovers
They’re bait for a trap

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back at Rotten Tomatoes
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back at IMDB

Rating: ★★★★★ 

Review Haiku – The Blues Brothers

July 26th, 2009 by lafnlab

No one can stop them
They’re on a mission from God
Dance to Jailhouse Rock

The Blues Brothers at Rotten Tomatoes
The Blues Brothers at IMDB

Rating: ★★★★★ 


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Review Haiku – Cloistered Nun: Runa’s Confession

April 19th, 2009 by lafnlab

Sis stole her lover
Runa escapes to a convent
Learns to love again

Cloistered Nun: Runa’s Confession at Rotten Tomatoes
Cloistered Nun: Runa’s Confession at IMDB

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

Review Haiku – In the Realm of Passion

March 26th, 2009 by lafnlab

Wife takes a lover
A shave could expose their tryst
Murder the husband

In the Realm of Passion at Rotten Tomatoes
In the Realm of Passion at IMDB

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

Review Haiku – Raging Bull

January 25th, 2008 by lafnlab

C’mon and hit me
Scorsese and DeNiro
Show LaMotta’s steel

Raging Bull at Rotten Tomatoes
Raging Bull at IMDB

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 


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