Review Haiku – Roller Boogie

Posted on December 13, 2011

Poor little rich girl
Falls in love with skater guy
Saves roller disco

It’s like Bollywood
Groups of synchronized dancers
But on roller skates

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Review Haiku – Private Collections

Posted on June 20, 2011

Three erotic shorts
From different directors
On one DVD

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Review Haiku – The China Syndrome

Posted on May 21, 2011

The board was lit up
With nuke engineers shouting
This cannot be good

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Review Haiku – Moonraker

Posted on April 8, 2011

Master space race
Bond goes around the world in
A stolen shuttle

A bunch of good guys
Fights off a bunch of bad guys
Bond thwarts evil plot

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Review Haiku – Star Trek: The Motion Picture

Posted on January 16, 2011

The show on the screen
It has another mission
Intercept V’Ger

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Review Haiku – The Warriors

Posted on December 21, 2010

A Rogue shoots Cyrus
Blames and taunts the Warriors
“Come out and pla-ay”

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Review Haiku – Mad Max

Posted on December 14, 2010

Max has a mission
With the last of the V-8s
He runs down killers

A fuel-injected
Crying, suicide machine
He was Night Rider

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Review Haiku – Angel Guts: Red Classroom

Posted on March 6, 2010

Porn maker is bored
Seen so much, he’s unenthused
Red Classroom haunts him

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Review Haiku – Rocky II

Posted on February 13, 2010

Time for a rematch
New champion of the world
Rocky Balboa

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Review Haiku – Airport ’79

Posted on February 7, 2010

Twice the speed of sound
Can dodge incoming missiles
Faster than bad news

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