Review Haiku – Roller Boogie
Posted on December 13, 2011
Poor little rich girl
Falls in love with skater guy
Saves roller disco
It’s like Bollywood
Groups of synchronized dancers
But on roller skates
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Review Haiku – Private Collections
Posted on June 20, 2011
Three erotic shorts
From different directors
On one DVD
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Review Haiku – The China Syndrome
Posted on May 21, 2011
The board was lit up
With nuke engineers shouting
This cannot be good
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Review Haiku – Moonraker
Posted on April 8, 2011
Master space race
Bond goes around the world in
A stolen shuttle
A bunch of good guys
Fights off a bunch of bad guys
Bond thwarts evil plot
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Review Haiku – Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Posted on January 16, 2011
The show on the screen
It has another mission
Intercept V’Ger
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Review Haiku – The Warriors
Posted on December 21, 2010
A Rogue shoots Cyrus
Blames and taunts the Warriors
“Come out and pla-ay”
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Review Haiku – Mad Max
Posted on December 14, 2010
Max has a mission
With the last of the V-8s
He runs down killers
A fuel-injected
Crying, suicide machine
He was Night Rider
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Review Haiku – Angel Guts: Red Classroom
Posted on March 6, 2010
Porn maker is bored
Seen so much, he’s unenthused
Red Classroom haunts him
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Review Haiku – Rocky II
Posted on February 13, 2010
Time for a rematch
New champion of the world
Rocky Balboa
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Review Haiku – Airport ’79
Posted on February 7, 2010
Twice the speed of sound
Can dodge incoming missiles
Faster than bad news
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