Review Haiku – Convoy

Posted on November 16, 2011

A crooked sheriff
Chasing after a convoy
Led by Rubber Duck

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Review Haiku – I Spit on Your Grave

Posted on June 21, 2011

Woman rents cabin
Gets raped by some local guys
She gets her revenge

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Review Haiku – Corvette Summer

Posted on April 30, 2011

Hero of Star Wars
Trades in his X-Wing fighter
For a red Corvette

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Review Haiku – Message From Space

Posted on March 25, 2011

Luminous walnuts
Find some galactic heroes
Guide them into war

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Review Haiku – Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

Posted on January 21, 2011

Rotten to the core
They get stuffed eating people
Bad tunes make them sauced

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Review Haiku – The Boxer’s Adventure

Posted on November 26, 2010

They’re kung-fu fighting
Those cats are fast as lightning
They like punching air

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Review Haiku – What’s Up Superdoc?

Posted on July 13, 2010

He’s just a donor
Father to eight hundred sons
Call him “Superdad”

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Review Haiku – Drunken Master

Posted on May 31, 2010

So Hi is so drunk
Teaches Freddie in fighting
He’s Drunken Master

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Review Haiku – Animal House

Posted on July 12, 2009

Deltas on the outs
Double secret probation
Deathmobile unleashed

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