Review Haiku – Midway

Posted on December 30, 2011

Blind Man’s Bluff with ships
Where in the whole Pacific
Are the Task Forces?

Pacific Island
A turning point of war
With reused B-roll

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Review Haiku – Marathon Man

Posted on November 25, 2011

Old school dentist
Got paid in gold and diamonds
He fears getting robbed

A young grad student
He likes to run just for fun
‘Til Nazis show up

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Review Haiku – The Song Remains the Same

Posted on August 3, 2011

At the height of fame
Led Zeppelin rocked New York
And filmed fantasies

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Review Haiku – The Omen

Posted on October 19, 2010

Not a normal kid
Damien is quite spoiled
A devil child

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Review Haiku – The Enforcer

Posted on July 17, 2010

Home-grown terrorists
Against San Francisco’s best
Harry Callahan

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Review Haiku – Tattooed Flower Vase

Posted on July 4, 2010

Kabuki doll maker
Husband and daughter are gone
Gets screwed and tattooed

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Review Haiku – Deep Jaws

Posted on March 27, 2010

Confusion on set
A closeup on the hookup
With a big splashdown

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Deep Jaws at IMDB
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Review Haiku – Black Emanuelle, White Emanuelle

Posted on January 1, 2010

Not what expected
It does have the actresses
The story differs

Black Emanuelle, White Emanuelle at Grindhouse Database
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Review Haiku – Revenge of the Cheerleaders

Posted on December 22, 2009

David Hasselhoff
What’s he doing in this film?
Funky line dancing

Revenge of the Cheerleaders at Grindhouse Database
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Revenge of the Cheerleaders at IMDB

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Review Haiku – Kidnapped Coed

Posted on September 15, 2009

Just a momma’s boy
Not that good at kidnapping
Should call his mother

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