Review Haiku – Black Belt Jones

Posted on November 28, 2011

Black karate school
Some gangsters want the building
Black Belt saves the day

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Review Haiku – The Teacher

Posted on October 30, 2011

A sexy teacher
With a Corvette and a boat
Seduces student

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Review Haiku – Emmanuelle

Posted on October 28, 2011

A lovely French wife
Joins her husband in Bangkok
And learns about love

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Review Haiku – The Towering Inferno

Posted on May 29, 2011

Fire in high-rise
A bunch of rich people trapped
It’s a disaster

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Review Haiku – The Man with the Golden Gun

Posted on March 31, 2011

A pricey hit man
A million bucks a shot
Golden shot for Bond

A kid in Thailand
Helped Bond out and is still owed
Twenty thousand baht

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Review Haiku – Zardoz

Posted on July 6, 2010

Penis is evil
The gun is good, says Zardoz
Now here’s some ammo

Immortals forgot
Life means nothing without death
Zed gives them relief

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Review Haiku – The 8 Masters

Posted on June 11, 2010

Hurt boy brought to monks
Trains for years at Shaolin
He must pay a debt

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Review Haiku – The Conversation

Posted on May 19, 2010

Paranoid expert
Listening to couple talk
Fearing nothing there

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Review Haiku – Secrets of Sweet Sixteen

Posted on May 2, 2010

Sexy German teens
Vignettes of young desire
Hidden from parents

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Review Haiku – Inserts

Posted on April 21, 2010

A young industry
Neoplastic pioneers
Boy Wonder directs

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