Review Haiku – Tokyo Drifter

Posted on December 22, 2011

Gangsters going straight
Not as easy as it seems
When the boss sells out

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Review Haiku – Fantastic Voyage

Posted on May 26, 2011

A clot in the brain
Too risky to operate
They send a small team

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Review Haiku – The Endless Summer

Posted on July 30, 2010

The surfers’ delight
Follow summer around the globe
Looking for fresh waves

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Review Haiku – Our Man Flint

Posted on March 23, 2010

World is getting fried
Evil scientists hatch plot
Flint cracks open scheme

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Review Haiku – Blow-Up

Posted on February 17, 2010

Some shots in a park
Blown up pics reveal surprise
Strange shapes in bushes

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Review Haiku – Electronic Lover

Posted on January 3, 2010

A psychotic geek
Pre-Internet fantasies
Watching a cam whore

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Two things: First, this had to have the cheapest set ever. I’m pretty sure those canvas walls and ceiling were simply draped over some pipes in a basement somewhere.

Second, the way I rate these is based on whether I liked them and how much. Generally, one star means I hated it, two stars means I didn’t like it, three stars means I liked it or I thought it was okay, four stars means I really liked it, and five stars means I thought it was great. I’m a pretty easy grader, since I’ve never given a movie one star and only a few have received two stars. Most films have gotten three or fours stars, while a few have earned five.

Just because I give a movie three stars, doesn’t mean it’s a good movie. Electronic Lover was a bad movie, with cheap set and props, a shitty plot (calling it a plot is a stretch). However, I expected it to be bad and it met these expectations, so I liked it a bit. If you see a movie based on how many stars it earned here… well, caveat emptor.

Review Haiku – The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Posted on September 2, 2009

Three guys after loot
One way to divide it up
Mexican standoff

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Review Haiku – Django

Posted on December 26, 2008

Dragging a coffin
Django has his own reason
They better listen

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