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Mar 23 2010

Review Haiku – Our Man Flint

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World is getting fried
Evil scientists hatch plot
Flint cracks open scheme

Our Man Flint at Rotten Tomatoes
Our Man Flint at IMDB

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

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Feb 17 2010

Review Haiku – Blow-Up

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Some shots in a park
Blown up pics reveal surprise
Strange shapes in bushes

Blow-Up at Rotten Tomatoes
Blow-Up at IMDB

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

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Jan 03 2010

Review Haiku – Electronic Lover

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A psychotic geek
Pre-Internet fantasies
Watching a cam whore

Electronic Lover at Grindhouse Database
Electronic Lover at Rotten Tomatoes
Electronic Lover at IMDB

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

Two things: First, this had to have the cheapest set ever. I’m pretty sure those canvas walls and ceiling were simply draped over some pipes in a basement somewhere.

Second, the way I rate these is based on whether I liked them and how much. Generally, one star means I hated it, two stars means I didn’t like it, three stars means I liked it or I thought it was okay, four stars means I really liked it, and five stars means I thought it was great. I’m a pretty easy grader, since I’ve never given a movie one star and only a few have received two stars. Most films have gotten three or fours stars, while a few have earned five.

Just because I give a movie three stars, doesn’t mean it’s a good movie. Electronic Lover was a bad movie, with cheap set and props, a shitty plot (calling it a plot is a stretch). However, I expected it to be bad and it met these expectations, so I liked it a bit. If you see a movie based on how many stars it earned here… well, caveat emptor.

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Sep 02 2009

Review Haiku – The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

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Three guys after loot
One way to divide it up
Mexican standoff

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly at Rotten Tomatoes
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly at IMDB

Rating: ★★★★☆ 

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Dec 26 2008

Review Haiku – Django

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Dragging a coffin
Django has his own reason
They better listen

Django at Rotten Tomatoes
Django at IMDB

Rating: ★★★☆☆ 

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