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Review Haiku – The Sheltering Sky

lafnlab — Thu, 17 May 2012 18:05:49 +0000

African travels
A married couple wanders
Through the land and love

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Rating: ★★★☆☆

Review Haiku – Class of Nuke ‘Em High

lafnlab — Wed, 16 May 2012 18:05:45 +0000

The honor students
Have changed a lot since last year
It must be the drugs

Class of Nuke ‘Em High at Rotten Tomatoes
Class of Nuke ‘Em High at IMDB
Class of Nuke ‘Em High at Amazon

Rating: ★★★☆☆

Review Haiku – Sgt. Kabukiman, N.Y.P.D.

lafnlab — Tue, 15 May 2012 18:05:53 +0000

A regular cop
Becomes the Kabukiman
Reciting haiku

Sgt. Kabukiman, N.Y.P.D. at Rotten Tomatoes
Sgt. Kabukiman, N.Y.P.D. at IMDB
Sgt. Kabukiman, N.Y.P.D. at Amazon

Rating: ★★★☆☆

Review Haiku – Sex and the Single Girl

lafnlab — Mon, 14 May 2012 18:05:08 +0000

Doctor wrote a book
Magazine wants to get her
They send Jack Lemmon

Sex and the Single Girl at Rotten Tomatoes
Sex and the Single Girl at IMDB
Sex and the Single Girl at Amazon

Rating: ★★★☆☆

Review Haiku – Giant

lafnlab — Sun, 13 May 2012 18:05:05 +0000

On a Texas ranch
A bull is grabbed by the horns
By an eastern gal

Giant at Rotten Tomatoes
Giant at IMDB
Giant at Amazon

Rating: ★★★★☆

Review Haiku – Eve’s Beach Fantasy

lafnlab — Sat, 12 May 2012 18:05:43 +0000

Sexploitation films
Good ones have some kind of plot
This one was too thin

Eve’s Beach Fantasy at Rotten Tomatoes
Eve’s Beach Fantasy at Amazon

Rating: ★★☆☆☆

Review Haiku – Happenstance

lafnlab — Fri, 11 May 2012 18:05:01 +0000

Parisian lives
Intertwined and affected
By things on the ground

Happenstance at Rotten Tomatoes
Happenstance at IMDB
Happenstance at Amazon

Rating: ★★★★☆

Review Haiku – The Omega Man

lafnlab — Thu, 10 May 2012 18:05:58 +0000

A lone scientist
Finds some other survivors
Finds a plague cure

The Omega Man at Rotten Tomatoes
The Omega Man at IMDB
The Omega Man at Amazon

Rating: ★★★★☆

Review Haiku – Cleopatra Jones

lafnlab — Wed, 09 May 2012 18:05:23 +0000

A Special Agent
From Ankara to L.A.
Her jurisdiction

Cleopatra Jones at Grindhouse Database
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Cleopatra Jones at IMDB
Cleopatra Jones at Amazon

Rating: ★★★★☆

Review Haiku – Timecop

lafnlab — Tue, 08 May 2012 18:05:29 +0000

When time travel works
They need cops to keep the past
Van Damme on the beat

Timecop at Rotten Tomatoes
Timecop at IMDB
Timecop at Amazon

Rating: ★★★★☆