When time travel works
They need cops to keep the past
Van Damme on the beat
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Review Haiku – Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell
As bad as it was
It used old effects techniques
Like Harryhousen’s
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Review Haiku – The 39 Steps
Mystery woman
She wants to get to Scotland
But she was murdered
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Review Haiku – Chariots of Fire
Some fast running men
Testing athletic prowess
At the Olympics
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Review Haiku – Earthquake
First was the earthquake
Then there’s all the aftershocks
The flood cleans L.A.
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Review Haiku – Sexmission
In hibernation
Two men wake up to a new world
It’s only women
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Review Haiku – The Killer Must Kill Again
A marital spat
She has the money, not him
He plots to get some
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Review Haiku – The Diabolical Dr. Z
The Doctor’s daughter
Gets revenge on her late dad’s
Fellow scientists
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Review Haiku – The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
Libelous Blomkvist
Takes a break from his day job
To solve a riddle
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Review Haiku – Airplane II: The Sequel
Just like the first one
With the same gags and punchlines
Only it’s in space
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