Review Haiku – Corvette Summer

Posted on April 30, 2011

Hero of Star Wars
Trades in his X-Wing fighter
For a red Corvette

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Review Haiku – Sex and Zen

Posted on April 29, 2011

A man likes women
He has an outsized ego
Gets a prick to match

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Review Haiku – Dancer in the Dark

Posted on April 28, 2011

Woman going blind
Her son needs eye surgery
Her savings are gone

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This makes 900 reviews so far. Another 100 to go before the next book is released.

Review Haiku – Tomorrow Never Dies

Posted on April 27, 2011

Media mogul
Wants to start war to sell news
James Bond sinks those plans

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Review Haiku – The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Posted on April 26, 2011

A broken down car
At the Frank-N-Furter place
Brad, Janet, shocked, awed

More than just a film
For the true experience
Go to the theater

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Review Haiku – The Gauntlet

Posted on April 25, 2011

Cop escorts witness
Long odds on them making it
Top cop wants them stopped

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Review Haiku – The Hidden Fortress

Posted on April 24, 2011

Two peasants walking
Help a princess escape from
A rival faction

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Review Haiku – Innocent Blood

Posted on April 23, 2011

Cute French vampire
Only feeds on the bad guys
She falls for a cop

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Innocent Blood at Amazon

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Review Haiku – Licence to Kill

Posted on April 22, 2011

A drug lord gets caught
He escapes and gets Felix
Bond goes for revenge

In a James Bond film
If any gal gets married
She’s as good as dead

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Licence to Kill at Amazon

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Review Haiku – The Living Daylights

Posted on April 21, 2011

Not an evil plot
Just a little smuggling
Drugs, guns, diamonds

No place to set down…
Except for this empty road…
Or the nice runway

A bunch of good guys
Fights off a bunch of bad guys
Bonds thwarts smugglers

The Living Daylights at Rotten Tomatoes
The Living Daylights at IMDB
The Living Daylights at Amazon

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