Review Haiku – Corvette Summer
Posted on April 30, 2011
Hero of Star Wars
Trades in his X-Wing fighter
For a red Corvette
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Review Haiku – Sex and Zen
Posted on April 29, 2011
A man likes women
He has an outsized ego
Gets a prick to match
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Review Haiku – Dancer in the Dark
Posted on April 28, 2011
Woman going blind
Her son needs eye surgery
Her savings are gone
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This makes 900 reviews so far. Another 100 to go before the next book is released.
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Review Haiku – Tomorrow Never Dies
Posted on April 27, 2011
Media mogul
Wants to start war to sell news
James Bond sinks those plans
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Review Haiku – The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Posted on April 26, 2011
A broken down car
At the Frank-N-Furter place
Brad, Janet, shocked, awed
More than just a film
For the true experience
Go to the theater
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Review Haiku – The Gauntlet
Posted on April 25, 2011
Cop escorts witness
Long odds on them making it
Top cop wants them stopped
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Tagged with: 1977, 4 stars, action film, arizona, bikers, Clint EASTWOOD, cops, las vegas, movie review, nevada, phoenix, Review Haiku, united states
Review Haiku – The Hidden Fortress
Posted on April 24, 2011
Two peasants walking
Help a princess escape from
A rival faction
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Review Haiku – Innocent Blood
Posted on April 23, 2011
Cute French vampire
Only feeds on the bad guys
She falls for a cop
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Review Haiku – Licence to Kill
Posted on April 22, 2011
A drug lord gets caught
He escapes and gets Felix
Bond goes for revenge
In a James Bond film
If any gal gets married
She’s as good as dead
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Review Haiku – The Living Daylights
Posted on April 21, 2011
Not an evil plot
Just a little smuggling
Drugs, guns, diamonds
No place to set down…
Except for this empty road…
Or the nice runway
A bunch of good guys
Fights off a bunch of bad guys
Bonds thwarts smugglers
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