Review Haiku – The Man with the Golden Gun
Posted on March 31, 2011
A pricey hit man
A million bucks a shot
Golden shot for Bond
A kid in Thailand
Helped Bond out and is still owed
Twenty thousand baht
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Review Haiku – Live and Let Die
Posted on March 30, 2011
A new Bond on deck
The cards are in his favor
As he deals out death
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Review Haiku – Diary of a Nudist
Posted on March 29, 2011
A nudie cutie
Strategically placed towels
Make it seem cleaner
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Review Haiku – Cool Hand Luke
Posted on March 28, 2011
Lucas War-Hero
Failure to communicate
He gets shot instead
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Review Haiku – A Shot in the Dark
Posted on March 27, 2011
A man is murdered
This calls for France’s best mind
Inspector Clouseau
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Review Haiku – Camille Claudel
Posted on March 26, 2011
With lapis hued eyes
Camille’s heart is turned to stone
By charming Rodin
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Review Haiku – Message From Space
Posted on March 25, 2011
Luminous walnuts
Find some galactic heroes
Guide them into war
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Review Haiku – Help!
Posted on March 24, 2011
A cult wants Ringo
As sacrificial Beatle
The others help him
The mop top quartet
Before Bieber got his bangs
The Beatles had theirs
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Review Haiku – Tron: Legacy
Posted on March 23, 2011
Two decades later
A dutiful son find Dad
As a trapped prophet
It’s just a gimmick
With an illusion of depth
3D lacks substance
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Review Haiku – Scorpio Nights
Posted on March 22, 2011
Stormy Philippines
A voyeur spies on his neighbors
Then takes advantage
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