Review Haiku – Wallace & Gromit: A Matter of Loaf or Death
Posted on January 31, 2011
Wallace in a jam
Doughy dame wants to dust him
Gromit saves his loaf
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Review Haiku – Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Posted on January 30, 2011
A boy gets kidnapped
His captor is saving him
From his step-father
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Review Haiku – The Road Warrior
Posted on January 29, 2011
A world outta gas
One refinery holds out
Max helps them escape
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Review Haiku – Plan 9 From Outer Space
Posted on January 28, 2011
The star’s final film
Bela Lugosi is dead
He lives on with Ed
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Review Haiku – The Club
Posted on January 27, 2011
Club of rich patrons
Catering to all their whims
By boring viewers
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Review Haiku – Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome
Posted on January 26, 2011
After Poxyclypse
Max wanders in the desert
Gets a shitty job
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Review Haiku – The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Posted on January 25, 2011
Teen troublemaker
Sent to father in Japan
Trades muscle for rice
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Review Haiku – Othello
Posted on January 24, 2011
Shakespeare’s Moor-pheus
Deceived into jealousy
He murders his wife
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Review Haiku – The Dead Pool
Posted on January 23, 2011
A list of celebs
They are at high risk of death
Harry’s on it, too
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Review Haiku – Sudden Impact
Posted on January 22, 2011
Raped women in pain
Mental anguish sparks revenge
With help from Harry
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