Monthly Archives: June 2010

Review Haiku – Hot Fuzz

Posted on June 20, 2010 by lafnlab

Hot shot London cop
Sent to the sticks to unwind
Still finds evil plot

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Review Haiku – Tropic Thunder

Posted on June 19, 2010 by lafnlab

Film production stalls
Primadonna actors whine
Director blows up

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Review Haiku – Chocolate

Posted on June 18, 2010 by lafnlab

She’s a special girl
People underestimate
Before she kicks ass

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Review Haiku – The Mack

Posted on June 17, 2010 by lafnlab

Goldie’s out of jail
Not long before he’s the king
Player above all

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Review Haiku – Clone

Posted on June 16, 2010 by lafnlab

After the bombs fell
The living are infertile
Plan clones to go on

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Review Haiku – Girlfriends

Posted on June 15, 2010 by lafnlab

Girls kill some rich guys
One wants to have a baby
They go on welfare

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Review Haiku – Everybody Wants to Be Italian

Posted on June 14, 2010 by lafnlab

In relationships
Truth is like pure oxygen
Bad in large doses

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Review Haiku – Virgins from Hell

Posted on June 13, 2010 by lafnlab

Female biker gang
Fake guns and cheesy action
Captured by gangsters

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Review Haiku – Stripper Academy

Posted on June 12, 2010 by lafnlab

No high pretensions
A film meant for showing boobs
It is what it is

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Review Haiku – The 8 Masters

Posted on June 11, 2010 by lafnlab

Hurt boy brought to monks
Trains for years at Shaolin
He must pay a debt

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