Review Haiku – Drunken Master

Posted on May 31, 2010

So Hi is so drunk
Teaches Freddie in fighting
He’s Drunken Master

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Review Haiku – Thunderbirds

Posted on May 30, 2010

What the F.A.B?
Rescuers need rescuing
Three kids save the day

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Review Haiku – Liberation

Posted on May 29, 2010

Europe under siege
Documentary of war
How the Allies won

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Review Haiku – Flash Point

Posted on May 28, 2010

Cop with a mean streak
Violent, but gets results
Fighting against triads

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Review Haiku – Warriors of Heaven and Earth

Posted on May 27, 2010

Soldiers defy king
Escaping execution
A Chinese A-Team

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Review Haiku – Time of the Wolf

Posted on May 26, 2010

Dystopian film
Shows fall of humanity
Like Lord of the Flies

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Review Haiku – Whip It

Posted on May 25, 2010

A high school oddball
Wants more than beauty pageants
Queen of the derby

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Review Haiku – Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior

Posted on May 24, 2010

Message to Spielberg
Written on a garage door
They want to do lunch

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Review Haiku – The Bodyguard 2

Posted on May 23, 2010

Cop makes a big mess
Told to go undercover
Thai Dirty Harry

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Not much of a cheese shop, is it?

Posted on May 22, 2010

At the deli counter in a nearby grocery store, I was ordering some cheese (white cheddar, on sale for $6.99/lb.) and a slack-jawed-yokel-ish couple queued up next to me.

“Wow, look at all this cheese,” said the male yokel.
“Wow,” the female yokel concurred. “They must have every kind of cheese here.”

After hearing that, I thought they must not be fans of Monty Python. While Monty Python’s “Cheese Shop” is famously known for it’s lack of cheese, standing in front of the deli counter, I saw it’s possible to go quite a way through the “Cheese Shop” list before coming up with a cheese this deli had in stock.

To be fair, the grocery store has different types of cheeses in different areas of the store. It’s possible to find cheeses such as feta, gouda, edam, etc. in other areas. It’s just that the deli counter only has about a dozen types of cheese, and only cheddar and swiss (emmental) are mentioned in the Monty Python sketch.

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