Review Haiku – Confessions of a Call Girl
Posted on March 31, 2010
Tales from therapy
Doctor moonlights as hooker
Struggles as addict
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Tagged with: 2 stars, 2007, addiction, blackmail, blaxploitation, drug use, Lawrence PAGE, new jersey, new york city, prostitution, united states
Review Haiku – Pearl Harbor
Posted on March 30, 2010
A love triangle
Gratuitous war carnage
War porn blockbuster
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Tagged with: 2001, 3 stars, Academy Award, hawaii, japan, love triangle, Michael BAY, new york, period film, propaganda, united kingdom, united states, war film
Review Haiku – Creature
Posted on March 29, 2010
Stacey is glamour
She walks on the wild side
Long way from Kyle
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Tagged with: 1999, 3 stars, california, documentary, lgbt film, north carolina, Parris PATTON, prostitution, united states
Review Haiku – Shadow Fury
Posted on March 28, 2010
A hired killer
Hunting down a cloned killer
Cheap Arnie accent
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Tagged with: 2001, 3 stars, action film, california, japan, Makoto YOKOYAMA, united states
Review Haiku – Deep Jaws
Posted on March 27, 2010
Confusion on set
A closeup on the hookup
With a big splashdown
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Tagged with: 1976, 3 stars, california, comedy, hollywood film, Perry DELL, sexploitation, united states
Review Haiku – Virtual Girl
Posted on March 26, 2010
Virtuality
Dream lover’s green-eyed monster
Kick her cyber ass
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Tagged with: 1998, 3 stars, california, cyberpunk, Richard GABAI, science fiction, sexploitation, united states
Review Haiku – Z
Posted on March 25, 2010
Deputy run down
An accident or murder?
Magistrate finds out
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Tagged with: 1969, 5 stars, Academy Award, Costa GAVRAS, france, greece, mystery, politics, roman à clef, subtitles, thriller
Review Haiku – Samurai Princess
Posted on March 24, 2010
Rape victim survives
Eleven souls for revenge
Devil from a lab
A guitar slinger
Heavy metal weaponry
Fighting insane doc
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Tagged with: 2009, 3 stars, action film, cyberpunk, dub's disease, dubbed, horror, japan, Kengo KAJI, martial arts film, revenge
Review Haiku – Our Man Flint
Posted on March 23, 2010
World is getting fried
Evil scientists hatch plot
Flint cracks open scheme
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Tagged with: 1966, 3 stars, comedy, Daniel MANN, evil plot, movie review, Review Haiku, secret agent, united states
Review Haiku – Maid-Droid
Posted on March 22, 2010
Lovers of robots
More than just electronics
Robotic lovers
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Tagged with: 2008, 3 stars, comedy, cyberpunk, japan, Naoyuki TOMOMATSU, puppets, sexploitation, subtitles
