A pregnant girl dies
Baby girl is a witness
To Russian mobsters
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Monthly Archives: January 2010
Review Haiku – Girl with a Pearl Earring
Dutch master painter
Needs commissions for money
Maid becomes a muse
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Review Haiku – Punisher: War Zone
A vigilante
Frank Castle brings war to mob
Punishing evil
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Review Haiku – A Good Day to be Black and Sexy
One day in L.A.
Stories of relationships
Giving and taking
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Review Haiku – Apocalypto
A tribe of hunters
Captured as slaves for Maya
Run through the jungle
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Review Haiku – Angel Guts: Red Vertigo
Nurse gets raped at work
Boyfriend is cheating on her
Loves kind kidnapper
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Review Haiku – Angel Guts: Nami
Rape victims exposed
Reporter prints the stories
Victims yet again
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Review Haiku – Urban Scenze, Vol. 2
Some awkward edits
Tries for Python in tha hood
A budget would help
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Some of the skits are really good, but some are pretty boring. It would have helped if they had better sound recording. I know Chicago is the Windy City, but the wind against a microphone is pretty annoying.
Review Haiku – Sukiyaki Western Django
Japan as Old West
A stranger in the middle
It’s not Yojimbo
Legend of Benten
A lesson before dying
Older chicks kick ass
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Review Haiku – Carry On Camping
Saucy dialogue
Actions don’t back up the words
Teasing, not pleasing
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