Review Haiku – Abigail Leslie is Back in Town

Posted on December 31, 2009

Did you hear she’s back?
That hot-pants bitch Abigail
Screwing half the town

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Review Haiku – Silip: Daughters of Eve

Posted on December 30, 2009

A frenzy of lust
Carried away by spirit
Temptation arrives

Simon tempts them all
The women fight over him
It’s a small village

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Review Haiku – Eugenie

Posted on December 29, 2009

An innocent girl
Getting advice from lady
Learns de Sade’s lessons

Eugenie at Rotten Tomatoes
Eugenie at IMDB

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Review Haiku – The Story of O

Posted on December 28, 2009

Under bright lights
She’s exposed for all to see
The pleasure of men

How far does love go?
Lover brings O to others
O’s love has no end

Her eyes wide open
O must prove her love to him
The choices are hers

The Story of O at Rotten Tomatoes
The Story of O at IMDB

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Review Haiku – Hard Hunted

Posted on December 27, 2009

Secret agent girls
Saving world from terror
Bullets, bombs, and babes

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Hard Hunted at IMDB

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According to Netflix, this was released or made in 1987, though RT and IMDB say 1992.

Review Haiku – Gabriel

Posted on December 26, 2009

Gabriel comes down
Archangel wars on fallen
An earthbound fun house

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Gabriel at IMDB

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Review Haiku – Crips and Bloods: Made in America

Posted on December 25, 2009

Northern Ireland
Ain’t got nothing on L.A.
Four decades of war

Crips and Bloods: Made in America at Rotten Tomatoes
Crips and Bloods: Made in America at IMDB

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Review Haiku – Sex is Zero

Posted on December 24, 2009

Antics of students
Korean kids are the same
Gravitas with fun

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Sex is Zero at IMDB

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Review Haiku – Kentucky Fried Movie

Posted on December 23, 2009

Before their Airplane
Abrahams and two Zuckers
Parody movies

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Kentucky Fried Movie at IMDB

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Review Haiku – Revenge of the Cheerleaders

Posted on December 22, 2009

David Hasselhoff
What’s he doing in this film?
Funky line dancing

Revenge of the Cheerleaders at Grindhouse Database
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Revenge of the Cheerleaders at IMDB

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