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Monthly Archives: November 2009

Review Haiku – Titanic 2000

30-Nov-09

What all cruises need
Some lesbian vampires
Sucks in many ways
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Review Haiku – Time Bandits

29-Nov-09

Ruckus in bedroom
Little band of little thieves
Capture it on film
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Review Haiku – Three Colors: Red

28-Nov-09

Girl argues with boy
Judge shows her lives of others
Parallels in life
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Review Haiku – Three Colors: White

27-Nov-09

Bankrupt by divorce
Expat heads back to homeland
Gets back his ex-wife
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Review Haiku – Three Colors: Blue

26-Nov-09

Mourning of music
Widow finds hidden movements
Others’ desires
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Review Haiku – Thomas in Love

25-Nov-09

Afraid to go out
Thomas falls in love online
Struggles against fear
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Review Haiku – There’s Something About Mary

24-Nov-09

High school memories
Some are better than others
A few are painful
Long forgotten crush
Contrive a surprise meeting
Contend with rivals
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Review Haiku – Stigmata

23-Nov-09

Girl floating in air
Speaking in an ancient tongue
Bearing wounds of Christ
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Review Haiku – Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

22-Nov-09

End of Luke’s training
No more will Yoda teach him
One challenge remains
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Review Haiku – Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

21-Nov-09

A slimy mudhole
Swamp monster indigestion
Not a place for droids
City in the clouds
Not enough time for lovers
They’re bait for a trap
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