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Monthly Archives: May 2009

Review Haiku – Dark Secrets

31-May-09

A club with whips, chains
Like a Frankie video
Lust overcomes guilt
Dark Secrets at Rotten Tomatoes
Dark Secrets at IMDB

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Review Haiku – Secrets of a Call Girl

30-May-09

Fall in with wrong crowd
Redemption through motherhood
Bad man calls again
Secrets of a Call Girl at Rotten Tomatoes
Secrets of a Call Girl at Grindhouse Database
Secrets of a Call Girl at IMDB

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Review Haiku – Austin Powers in Goldmember

29-May-09

Solid Gold disco
Evil has another plan
Some more extortion
Austin Powers in Goldmember at Rotten Tomatoes
Austin Powers in Goldmember at IMDB

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Review Haiku – Pineapple

28-May-09

Just a little taste
Yuppie dad hits rock bottom
Opposite of Bliss
Pineapple at Rotten Tomatoes
Pineapple at IMDB

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Review Haiku – Hollywoodland

27-May-09

Look! Up in the sky!
Washed up actor burns cape
Career ends in lead
Hollywoodland at Rotten Tomatoes
Hollywoodland at IMDB

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Review Haiku – Izo

26-May-09

Porn for a bloodlust
Unsated chain of bloodshed
Kill the guitarist
Izo at Rotten Tomatoes
Izo at IMDB

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Review – Hong Kong China Buffet

25-May-09

I’m a big fan of Chinese food. Growing up in Pepperell and Townsend, Massachusetts during the 1970s, if we wanted foreign food, the only option was Chinese. Even then, it involved a long-distance phone call to place the order and a drive to Fitchburg to pick it up. As a kid, I was amazed by [...]

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Review Haiku – Nathalie

25-May-09

Is hubby cheating?
The lady wants to find out
Hire a seductress
Nathalie at Rotten Tomatoes
Nathalie at IMDB

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Review Haiku – Crash

24-May-09

The pursuit of thrills
Car crashes as a fetish
Driven to delight
Crash at Rotten Tomatoes
Crash at IMDB
As I write this in April, comes news that J.G. Ballard passed away a few days ago. He wrote the book on which this movie is based, as well as writing the book which got made into Empire of the Sun. [...]

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Review – Häagen-Dazs Green Tea ice cream

23-May-09

Saw this at a nearby convenience store a week ago and immediately did a double take. WTF, thought I. Who in their right mind would make an ice cream flavored like green tea? Is there a gimmick to it? The label shows a milky green tea in a brown cup, but I couldn’t grok if [...]

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