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A little bit ago I saw this site had reached the first page of results on Google when looking for review haiku. However, when I searched for haiku review the site didn’t appear at all – at least, not in the first 20 pages of results that I checked. Since the search had no quotation marks, Google didn’t have to look for the words in a specific order, so I thought the site might have made an earlier showing. Guess not.

On the other hand, there are lots of people out there doing reviews in the form of haiku. Movie reviews. Book reviews. Music Reviews. Electronics reviews. There was even a review of a resturant named Haiku.

When using the term, I wanted something catchy and short. Some movies have long titles and tacking on a long phrase would make them longer. Still, the term review haiku has some ambiguity. It could be review of haiku or review in haiku. Haiku review has the same ambiguity, but to me it hints more strongly at a review of haiku, rather than a review in haiku form.

Spoofing the icon
Obi-wan as Spartacus
Over-the-top fun

Family Guy: Blue Harvest at Rotten Tomatoes
Family Guy: Blue Harvest at IMDB

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Growing boy needs food
The apple is temptation
Stolen from his bro.

The City of Lost Children at Rotten Tomatoes
The City of Lost Children at IMDB

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It’s exploitation
Cheerleaders are immoral
Have a change of heart

The Swinging Cheerleaders at Rotten Tomatoes
The Swinging Cheerleaders at Grindhouse Database
The Swinging Cheerleaders at IMDB

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Last virgin in school
Just wants to meet the right guy
Takes one for the team

The Cheerleaders at Rotten Tomatoes
The Cheerleaders at Grindhouse Database
The Cheerleaders at IMDB

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Mission is fucked up
Never leave a man behind
Saddle up again

Black Hawk Down at Rotten Tomatoes
Black Hawk Down at IMDB

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Sexy female cop
Killing with perfection
Now babysitter

Zero Woman: Dangerous Game at Rotten Tomatoes
Zero Woman: Dangerous Game at IMDB

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Telecom fire sale
When everything must go
John to the rescue

Live Free or Die Hard at Rotten Tomatoes
Live Free or Die Hard at IMDB

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Japanese scandal
Lovers heighten ecstasy
No life without love

In the Realm of the Senses at Rotten Tomatoes
In the Realm of the Senses at IMDB

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Anita likes sex
Sex validates her self-worth
It’s academic

Anita: Swedish Nymphet at Rotten Tomatoes
Anita: Swedish Nymphet at Grindhouse Database
Anita: Swedish Nymphet at IMDB

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