Fark Party
Posted on August 27, 2005
Rule #1: Don’t post when drunk (this would’ve been funnier if I left the typos in).
Just came back from the Indianapolis Fark party. I am fairly well drunk. Three Woodchuck ciders, one Hornsby’s cider, Sam Adams, Pete’s Wicked Ale, Anchor Steam, a Butterball (buttery nipple/slipery nipple), and a Kamikaze.
The funniest line I heard all night (that I can remember): “I’m squishing your tampons.” Alright, I’m drunk. G’night.
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